Tag: snow

    Snow, ice, frost, cold winds…

    I hate them all. Actually, there’s not a great deal I DON’T like this time of the year – I’m just a grumpy c*nt I guess 🙂 Was supposed to be down in Crawley today but the weather has apparently brought the M25 to a standstill so I’m in the office. And bored. And hungry. And alone. So, once the couriers have been to pickup a delivery for Ethiopia, I’m fucking off to get a large amount of food to see me through the day…that’s my plan 🙂

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    Did you try turning it off and on again?

    Found this: Cute/nice IT guy/PC specialist will fix your computer in exchange for a gentle feel of your boobs. I’m a totally non-creepy (really) professional who will repair your hard drive, back up files, install software and peripherals, whatever, for an innocent grope. I have a lot of tech knowledge in my life and regrettably no boobs. Serious inquiries only and thanks. I need to get some more cards done…;) What? Funny old weather we’re having now – we don’t usually get snow here (well, maybe an inch or so), and as a result of the snow the other week, […]

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    Snow! snow! snow!

    So we got about 2″ overnight (shut up at the back) – prepare for England to grind to a standstill. What a weekend that was…I’m kind of glad it’s over to be honest (old age creeping in? uh huh). But I must tell about the roadkill pasta combo… So, there I was, in the Tudor last night. Dennis’ other half brought him some dinner down – some pasta thingy with meat (Jamie Oliver can rest easy – I’ll never be a chef). While Dennis was tucking in, someone came to the bar for a drink and asked him what he […]

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