Paul's inane ramblings

I was running through some PHP code earlier and came across this somewhat amusing snippet: Chicken Little beware. It’s raining (again), I feel lonely 😥 but if this keeps up, I should manage to get the decorating done this weekend. Oh, after I lost my phone, it was used to make 2 calls – one for 9 seconds, one for 28 seconds – to the same mobile number. I’ve printed the info on these calls and will take them to the police station when I finish – they should be able to trace the number (it goes straight to Orange […]

I changed the theme to the site as you can see. Kind of bored at work as I’m still stuck in the office answering the phones while Corina is on holiday. Doubly bored now until Monday – Hat is away at the rowing championships in Scotland with her sister. I’m hoping the weekend here is going to be dull and rainy so I’ll have an incentive to stay in – my plan is to get the lounge painted. If it is raining, I’ll also save some money – something I’d seriously like to do as I need a new carpet, […]

Congratulations to my l’il sis – she did the Race For Life yesterday 🙂 What a weekend that was – a real up and down one, lots of highs, a few lows, but overall very good. What the hell led me to go for a swim in the river last night I have no idea…me and Hat were a little drunk I guess, but with all the rain there’s been that was a definite no brainer – I dived in and by the time I surfaced I was about 30 yards downstream…I had to pull Hat out ‘cos she couldn’t […]

Bored and no-one to talk to – everyone is out today and I’m stuck answering the phones. Oh, and surfing the ‘net 🙂 What Is Your Battle Cry? Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the desert! It is Snee, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh: “I’m going to beat you until you spontaneously degenerate!” Find out!Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ? created by beatings : powered by monkeys My life has been rated: <img border=”0″ src=”http://www.bart666.com/projects/movierating/img/18.gif” alt=”Click to find out your rating!” See what your rating is! Created by […]

While clearing out all the junk I’ve accumulated over the years, I came across this cooking instruction for some frozen meal (chicken fried rice or summat apparently…). Just goes to show a sense of humour goes a long way… Happy Wednesday! 🙂

Ok, ok – I know how it happens…still a bit scary though. Here’s a scan of the baby: This is one of those defining moments in life 😯

But to be honest – I did get a bit of a laugh this morning. I sent Tim a text saying that I was staying at Hat’s and could I get picked up from there this morning. I got a call from Mick this morning asking where I was, “I’m at Harriett’s,” I say, “Oh, Tim told me you were at Barretts…” (Barretts is a shop in town). That was it – I was crying with laughter then 😆

Well, the loft is all boarded now – just have to get some screws to fix the boards down (not that they’ll move too much – they’re kinda heavy), then cut some boards to fit around the edge of the loft hatch. The other spare room is almost a bedroom too. Spent the day at Hat’s yesterday and I just know when she dropped me off at home (she was off with friends to a girlie night in Bedford – Trish’s birthday do) she thought I’d be straight down the pub. Ha! how wrong…it was almost 9pm before I went […]