Paul's inane ramblings

It’s certainly been a hectic week so far – last 2 days down in Bournemouth doing onsite testing at FR Aviation (awesome canteen 😛 ) – today off to the Paris air show 🙂 only bad thing (well, sort of) about a day out like this is the fact I have to wear a shirt and trousers – no jeans and t shirt 😐 Oh well, such is life… Still debating on uploading the video of me snoring…maybe I’ll edit it a little first (nobody REALLY wants to see up my nose anyway)

You may recall me mentioning a work colleague’s fetish for envelopes (that’d be Corina 😉 ). Well, checking my traffic stats this morning, I found that I’d got a hit from someone Googling ‘envelope fetish’ – look: Oddly enough, My page comes in at number one for that search (try it yourself here). I also mentioned before how my page looks different in Internet Explorer (never use it anyway) – have a look at a shot I took in both IE and Firefox. Nothing more to say really other than the first game of the football season is Sunderland v […]

I was adding something to the b3ta QOTW and wanted to link to a small video so I uploaded it to YouTube. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Rmwc9RO6s[/youtube] Seems to be popular – 41 views (EDIT: now up to 115 views) and it’s only been available for a day… 😛 I’m debating uploading the video that was taken of me when I crashed out after a huge Sunday roast…in my defence the snoring is only that loud because the phone was practically up my nose 😐 Check this out.

I’m hooked on b3ta.com (link on left) – the QOTW are hilarious. Here’s a quote from the latest one: This is a question reply Many years ago I touched my cat’s special area I was sat in our living room watching TV. The rest of my family was doing likewise. Sam, my childhood pet, now much older came and sat by my chair and rubbed his head against my hand in theuniversal sign for ‘give me attention and I may let you live.’ So, still watching the TV I began to rub his head and back. Clearly meeting with feline […]

Having a lazy surf about before going down the pub, I wandered to TGND’s page (link down on the left). He’s running a poll – vampire or werewolf? cast your vote here. Actually, his blog is the best place to keep abreast of my project: The Purebred Red Elastic Band Ball (By Appointment to HRH etc.)

Listening to the radio, the DJ was going on about a website – ‘How Will I Die?‘ so I figured I’d try it out… How Will I Die Quiz You will die at the age of 56 You will die of sexual exhaustion Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com So that’s me with 17 years of (hopefully good) sex… 😆 Same website – my smurf name: Smurf Name Your Smurf Name is Vulgar Smurf Get Your Smurf Name at Quizopolis.com

I hate Mondays 😐 On the bright side though, at least I’ve been busy so time is going by quickly… Ever wondered how much your website/domain name is worth? Apparently, my domain is worth $2656 according to LeapFish.com. My blog is worth $1,129.08.How much is your blog worth? Did I mention that I’m bored?

By that I mean sneesh.com is back – think I’ll leave sneesh.co.uk linked to here too though. I was supposed to be in Luton this week – a nasty job working in the top of the hangars there checking the bolts on the lifeline runways (did I mention I’m not too good with heights?). Fortunately, the muppet down there messed up and the job has been postponed 🙂 Onsite testing down in Bournemouth is coming up soon – I may have mentioned this before, but FR Aviation have the BEST canteen ever… Which brings me to the weather (how English […]