Paul's inane ramblings

An awesome display from Spurs last night (Berbatov doesn’t JUST score…it’s alwaya something special). Arsenal, take note: THAT’S how to play the beautiful game, you have to get the ball IN the big net. Maximum points and we maintain our 100% record in Europe. Bring on Chelski…

We’ve all had them (occasionally when sober too) – those completely random conversations…some of the ones I’ve participated in (usually with Lee, and mostly when we’re semi-drunk in the Tudor Rose) are: Brussel Sprout curry – this is an ongoing thing, and the start of our plan for world dominance in the food industry… This was added to one day while eating a pizza – how about a Sunday roast pizza? Alcohol…’tis a wonderful invention – without it, Lee would probably never have got his MRI (masturbation related injury – of course he denies it…), and the dodgy elbow infection […]

I overslept today – i mean REALLY overslept. I woke up and was thinking “It’s very bright out this morning.” I checked my clock, and was stunned to see it was 11.20 – I’d slept for about 14 hours solid, missed 6 phone calls, about 8 messages and 2 different people knocking on my door. Now THAT’s a deep sleep – I must have needed it I guess. I finally made it into work for midday…

That doesn’t mean I’m making any kind of sense though…the weekend was um…large, yeah – large. Back at work but I’m not sure I’m working on all cylinders quite yet – I’ll get there though. I have nothing more to say – time for bed

I broke 48000 hits . Oh…I just remembered the clocks went back last night – it’s only 9am I’m going back to bed…

9.15 Saturday…I just got in (the whole night – I’m not that old I guess…),  my big sis deserved it large, and oh, would she have been laughing. It started in the Tudor Rose, the ‘posse’ assembled about 11.30 or so – then we (finally) made it out the door, then Lianne decided he needed a pee – so he unzipped and peed up the wall. This would have been fine had the police not been driving past at that exact moment of time – so he was given a strict talking to from some 18 year old spotty twat […]

During a quiet spell at work today I was playing the ‘Bejeweled’ game (when you personalise Google homepage, you can add things) – check out my highest ever score I’m so busy…

OK, I finally managed to get a picture of Sarah’s tattoo. Ever since she got it, I’ve noted that it appears to be a word – what do you think it says? to me, I see ‘lamer’