T’other day I was having a quiet drink with a couple of friends, when ‘Dave’ (name changed to protect the innocent guilty) told us this story: He used to use chatrooms a bit (as you do), and got chatting to a lass from Grimsby (I think with retrospect, the clue is in the name…). They chatted, got on well, and the lass suggested she come down to town and they meet up. Now Dave is a man of his word and told her “If you come down here, I guarantee you will get a shag.” And so she came down […]