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Read MoreEd Zachary disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back […]
Read MoreSaturday morning…
Up early, not hungover, and planning on going into work for a few hours… Am I sick? Well, yes I am – sick of being a fool. I was having a few beers with friends in the Tudor last night – we were having a good laugh 🙂 even Troy came in and apologised again, so everything was rosy. Then Harriett came in with farmer boy and ruined my night for me. Supposed to be my friend yet she brings him into my local – is that what friends do? am i over-reacting here? So I left, had a few […]
Read MoreB3ta QOTW entry…and THIS has to win it:
Beating on the Booming Drum of Self Congratulation It was a warm, liquid afternoon in summer, showing Bournemouth off at its best. Happy people wandered the beach-front shops, bikini-pretty and giggly – and that was just the guys. I, however, lurched along the pavement like a zombie with one of those nasty little rattling Boots carrier bags: bed-hair, bleary, snotty and a doubtless smelly young man. And in front of me was one of Those Blokes. You know, one of Those Blokes. Stocky, short type with gorilla-hairy arms. Always over-tanned. Dark hair combed back so hard its got furrows and […]
Read MoreI’m done…
Harriett can go make her own mistakes – I’m not gonna be the one to pick her up again. Fuck it…I’ve done all I can and that owning farmer cunt gets her? pffft…let him read this and come for me (like he’d dare – the pussy) (someone go behind and pick up the pieces of me please) — done and dusted — *offline for a while*
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Read MoreB3ta newsletter…
Always a good read (check it out here), but here’s some highlights from this weeks issue (issue 464 so, being a geeky thing, it mentions the Amstrad CPC464 a lot: If Lord Sugar’s mum had named him Barry Alan Sugar and not Alan Michael then his company would have been the quite wonderful BASTRAD PLC Heh…funny 🙂 The CPC disk operating system was called Amsdos – a variation on the name of the more popular MSDOS. Should the 464 had lasted a few more years then maybe it could have run Amsdows. That’s quite scary… INTERESTING! PORNY BIRO ART – […]
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