Tag: wanker
Fecking wheelie bins
See that handle about halfway up on the side? wanna know something? well, it’s EXACTLY the right height to smash my car’s rear lens when it rolls away due to the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WANKER who didn’t put the wheel brakes on. Note: the fact that the brake lens now shows white light means I stand to get a ticket if stopped. Of course, the fucktard who’s fault this is fucked off pretty sharpish before I noticed. Had he came to me, apologised and promised to get it sorted, I’d be a much happier snee, but now he’ll have to pay […]
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This time on my own… The day finally dawned: My tribunal hearing about my ankle injury… So I made my merry way down to London with the intention of attending the hearing and then either: a) celebrating a payout, or b) drowning my sorrows. Well, after (and I kid you not) a 2.5 hour hearing, with me being constantly told NOT to interrupt the wanker policeman (PC Neil Hewson = total knobhead – FACT!) who was talking bollocks reading his statement. I was told on more than one occasion to only ask questions pertaining to the evidence already to hand […]
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