Category: Ramblings
Ya know…
I’ve not had any flames from the pro-panda brigade (if there IS actually one), but I’m averaging 40 or so hits a day, so I’m sticking with my anti-panda campaign – expect to see more of the same 🙂 To quote my cut ‘n’ paste job below: “It’s like looking at a big fat albino who’s been repeatedly punched in the face.” Let’s face it – you would punch one huh? All the shit in north Africa and now the Middle East, let’s get ’em all in on the anti-panda thing and chill them the fuck out…it’d work, I know […]
Read MoreRaining…
I hate rain – it’s wet and cold and just makes me miserable. Bring on the summer I say – at least the rain’s a bit warmer then 😉 I can’t believe my blog doesn’t come up when you google “I hate pandas” – there are a couple of facestalkerbook groups though…talking of which, there seems to be a lot of people posting their ‘name meaning pictures’ so I googled it, and found the meaning for my name here.
Read MoreEveryone wants to be a monkey…
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMuY-bAxGec Or, grab the mp3 here 🙂
Read MoreHungover (again)…
So I’ll just do a quick copy ‘n’ paste job: Zoologists finally bored of saving frankly useless Pandas Zoologists today finally gave up trying to save the planet’s few remaining Giant Pandas, declaring the endeavour, “utterly pointless”. The Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is native to Central and Southwestern China and has for many years been the most visible of the planet’s endangered species. There are approximately 1,500 left in the wild, with a further 266 living in captivity, though that number is expected to drop now conservationists are completely bored of them. Pointless “There’s really no point in helping them […]
Read MoreTo carry on the theme…
I actually have this t shirt: *Awaits the flaming* A song for Friday – Lee’s song – RIP mate 🙂 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkSMHle8-M
Read MoreWWF?
That’s not the wrestling thing by the way… Anyhoo…some twat just knocked on my door wearing a big WWF smock thing with a BIG panda on the front. “Excuse me sir [get that – ‘sir’], you’ve got a lovely pussy [she meant my cat who was glaring at her from the stairs], would you be interested in helping the WWF?” *blows himself up ready for a rant* “Look, you’ve got a fucking panda as a symbol – even those dozy fuckers can’t be bothered to shag to save themselves…why the fuck would I give you lot money? I’ll just look […]
Read MoreI love Thursdays…
‘Cos tomorrow is Friday which means I finish at 1pm AND I get paid 🙂 I’ll probably come in over the weekend to do some more painting though – rain stopped play last Saturday (besides, Spurs have no game this weekend, so I don’t need to be in a pub to watch 😛 ) So, my quandry is this: do I: A) Have a quiet weekend and get housework and stuff done? B) Get fucking shit-faced? It’s tough being me sometimes…maybe I should start a poll on this one…
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