That’s not the wrestling thing by the way…

Anyhoo…some twat just knocked on my door wearing a big WWF smock thing with a BIG panda on the front.

“Excuse me sir [get that – ‘sir’], you’ve got a lovely pussy [she meant my cat who was glaring at her from the stairs], would you be interested in helping the WWF?”

*blows himself up ready for a rant*

“Look, you’ve got a fucking panda as a symbol – even those dozy fuckers can’t be bothered to shag to save themselves…why the fuck would I give you lot money? I’ll just look after my cat thanks – fuck you and good bye.”

*shuts the door in her totally aghast face*

Ha!

Fucking pandas…they deserve to die out – get a new symbol.

EDIT: What does panda taste of? I’m thinking kinda god…they eat bamboo, and do fuck all – nice tender meat.

FUCK YOU WWF – Gimme some panda meat!

*adds tags to get the wwf anti-vote*

DOUBLE EDIT: OK, 71522 hits right now…can I get my site blasted for my anti-panda (and you KNOW they’d taste good, the do nothing, bamboo eating fuckwits of the eastern world – why can’t I get panda chow mein at the local chinese? do I need a secret sign? I WILL ask…) off t’internet by the do-gooders? pffft, I doubt it…

LET’S ALL GO OUT AND KILL A PANDA AND STRIP IT’S FLESH AND EAT IT!

(Ohhh, I so love the internet… 🙂 )