Just read this and can’t stop giggling like a girl. Festival loos are BAD people – just say no. Take a trowel and dig a hole in a peaceful field with a view, or just don’t shit all weekend*. Simples…and far less embarrassing than being rescued from scuzzy festival portaloos…unless that’s what you’re into, in which case, well, you are into it… /coat * This is my chosen path, although last weekend I did have some quite disturbing ‘rumblings’ Sunday evening…turned out nice though. And please – the people who run the truckers cafe on the A5 just past the […]