Just read this and can’t stop giggling like a girl.

Festival loos are BAD people – just say no. Take a trowel and dig a hole in a peaceful field with a view, or just don’t shit all weekend*.

Simples…and far less embarrassing than being rescued from scuzzy festival portaloos…unless that’s what you’re into, in which case, well, you are into it…

/coat

* This is my chosen path, although last weekend I did have some quite disturbing ‘rumblings’ Sunday evening…turned out nice though. And please – the people who run the truckers cafe on the A5 just past the M6 junction, I’m sorry if it failed to flush (no way was I looking back at that monster effort), but your facilities are ace! 🙂