Tag: Sickipedia
Shamelessly stolen from Sickipedia:
America, the language we speak in England is rich and varied, with an eclectic mix of accents and tones which are steeped in history and tradition. We have a knack of coining phrases which aptly and deftly describe in great detail, complexity and dexterity, exactly what we are aspiring to achieve with the fluent music of language. Our great nation has exposed to the English speaking world such marvelous manipulators of the spoken and written word. I propose to you: Shakespeare, William Blake, John Milton, Jonathan Swift, Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling, Oscar Wilde, C.S. Lewis, George Orwell, H.G. Wells, Sir […]
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I saw a great joke on Sickipedia: “Hi, I’m Richter Scale, and Haiti 7.0 was MY idea…” Heh – yeah, I know – one way ticket to Hull please… I’m sure I’ve ranted about this before, but shaving is shit. As a teenager, most blokes can’t wait to ‘be a man’ and start shaving – ask those same blokes in 20 years time about it and most of them would say: “Wish I’d never bloody started…” I work in an office (mostly), but am fortunate that I can pretty much wear what I like (woo – jeans and t shirts […]
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