Tag: shaving
Turdsday again
I saw a great joke on Sickipedia: “Hi, I’m Richter Scale, and Haiti 7.0 was MY idea…” Heh – yeah, I know – one way ticket to Hull please… I’m sure I’ve ranted about this before, but shaving is shit. As a teenager, most blokes can’t wait to ‘be a man’ and start shaving – ask those same blokes in 20 years time about it and most of them would say: “Wish I’d never bloody started…” I work in an office (mostly), but am fortunate that I can pretty much wear what I like (woo – jeans and t shirts […]
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…Especially when you DON’T get ‘snow days’ off work, AND there’s no heater in the car. Poor me (send sympathy to my email address, it’ll make a change from viagra alternatives and Nigerian 419 scams…). I’m just not used to shaving anymore. It’s because I had the bet with Andy before xmas that I couldn’t go until the end of the year without shaving. 3 weeks later, I was itchy, but happily covered in facial fuzz (very warm too). I shaved it all off, then grew another beard, then shaved that off…now I have another beard. I honestly forget to […]
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