So, I’m sitting here in the office all alone. Phone rings: “Hello, can I speak to your Health and Safety representative please?” *Looks around the empty office* “Well, I guess I’ll do – how can I help you?” I reply brightly. “Ah, I’m phoning from [insert generic electrical testing company name here] – could you take a look at a plug socket and tell me the details on the label please?” “I’m sorry, this is a wireless office – we don’t have plugs.” This said with a completely deadpan voice. *Brief pause* “Oh, ok – thanks for your time…” *snigger* […]