So, I’m sitting here in the office all alone. Phone rings:

“Hello, can I speak to your Health and Safety representative please?”

*Looks around the empty office*

“Well, I guess I’ll do – how can I help you?” I reply brightly.

“Ah, I’m phoning from [insert generic electrical testing company name here] – could you take a look at a plug socket and tell me the details on the label please?”

“I’m sorry, this is a wireless office – we don’t have plugs.” This said with a completely deadpan voice.

*Brief pause*

“Oh, ok – thanks for your time…”

*snigger*

Well, it helps make the day pass…