Author: snee
The ULTIMATE lazy post:
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Read MorePandas
Ya know, if we could encourage the black and white fuckers to eat cheese, maybe they’d die out sooner…then all the people who like ’em would stop eating cheese ‘cos it killed the non-colourful fucking things… 🙂 So, next time you’re at the zoo – throw some cheddar (or brie – I really don’t care), HARD at a panda – extra points if you make it fall over, and a bonus if it then picks it up and eats it. Pandas and cheese – 2 things that I’ll wipe out when I rule the world… ALTERNATE STORY: St Neots FreeCycle […]
Read MoreLazy post – have an old B3ta QOTW reply:
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to teach This was recalled by someone much earlier telling tales of scientists doing stupid things. For my sins, I am a science teacher in what would be politely referred to as a ‘Comprehensive’ school. Seeing as we’re in the near-vicinity of several grammar schools, we are in fact more of a bottom-feeder. Needless to say, any illusions I once possessed of being a cross between Mr Chips and Robin Williams in Dead Poet’s Society have been crushed under the sheer weight of imbecility I have to deal with while attempting to be inspirational. Most […]
Read MoreHow to impress people – especially your boss (aka: how NOT to be a numpty*)
So yesterday was my nemesis (you know – Monday). Now for some reason, over Easter we get a lot of bank holidays in the UK. And that, your honour, is my defence for not coming into work yesterday – I thought it was a bank holiday. No really – I did. I got up early and everything, pootled about the house and garden doing stuff – I even got some of my DVDs sorted. Well, the boss laughed (at me!) today when he got in… * Word ‘numpty’ courtesy of Lisa, aged 9¾
Read MoreSpurs vs Real Madrid
Can I just say at half-time: GARETH SOUTHGATE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWAT! Ok, so the dream is over 🙁 But what a debut – we did show the Champion’s League what it’s all about – good football. No messing about, no hanging back – the men of Spurs have lit up Europe. How many teams are now scared of the the runs down the wings from Lennon and Bale? how much threat from Modric and Kranjcar? Van Der Vaart…where do I start? And let’s not forget Essou-Ekotto and Dawson in defence…fucking awesome… Crouch has done his bit – […]
Read MoreOh dear…this one is HOT!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxX-QOV9tI The legs on her…*growls*
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