Pandas
Ya know, if we could encourage the black and white fuckers to eat cheese, maybe they’d die out sooner…then all the people who like ’em would stop eating cheese ‘cos it killed the non-colourful fucking things… 🙂
So, next time you’re at the zoo – throw some cheddar (or brie – I really don’t care), HARD at a panda – extra points if you make it fall over, and a bonus if it then picks it up and eats it.
Pandas and cheese – 2 things that I’ll wipe out when I rule the world…
ALTERNATE STORY:
St Neots FreeCycle – a place where local people can swap their useless tat for other useless tat. What a great idea…
I got banned for having a laugh regarding the person who advertised looking for a coat for their small dog – all I did was advertise for a small dog (preferably cold), as I’d got a new Korean cookbook I wanted to try out…
I’m sure I still have all the screengrabs somewhere – I’ll have a look for them later 🙂
What’s brie?
Pandas and cheese … two things I’ll do everything I can to protect. The fact that you hate them and they piss you off is just an added bonus for me! 😀
Oh, have you seen the Korean recipes for cooking cats…? 😈
Brie – it’s a soft cheese…
What?
That is so wrong! You can’t go in and ninja edit stuff!!!
You wrote “bria” … be a man and accept you’re in the wrong!!!!! 😐
Hehehe…I’m a man – we’re ALWAYS wrong 🙄
PS – I ninja’d your reply too – to correct it 🙂
Don’t do that!!! I wrote ‘an’ instead of ‘and’ … I make mistakes and am ok with that!
Not gonna post anything else if you ninja edit me again! 🙁
Pfffft…I’ll just correct you in the comments then 😀
I’d expect nothing less …
Guess who’ll be working for a few hours tomorrow morning?
And I just applied for a summer job 🙂 http://www.eventrecycling.co.uk/
I would guess that the guy who is marrying Wills & Kate is working for a few hours tomorrow morning!!
Aren’t you a bit old for a ‘summer job’ and does your boss know that you don’t seem to consider your job full-time??!!! 😐
Working at festivals – free music in exchange for seeing the top bands? in my holidays of course…
Oh of course!! Would these be genuine holidays or days that you don’t go to work then make up some lame excuse about thinking they were bank holidays…?
Why yes – yes they would be 🙂
(see how it’s done now?)
Skivving off work and pretending to have made a genuine mistake?? Yes, I DO see how it’s done now. I watched a master at work. That would be you Paul, that would be you …
Ah, but my summer work would be totally legit – not saying my extra bank holiday wasn’t
…and how can you ask me something that relates to a conversation we had via Facebook? It’s a nightmare trying to follow your thought process!!
It’s simple: a double edged question should ALWAYS be answered with ‘yes’
(It’s known nowadays as ‘grooming’ I think…) 😉
Hmmmm, you’re sounding a bit too knowledgeable on this whole grooming thing … 😯
As a disclaimer, can I just add that Lisa is slighty over the age of consent, and I’d never drug anyone – ergo ‘grooming’ is probably not the right word to use.
(But she’s got a lovely bum)
😯
I WAS gonna ninja that smiley to make it 😈
…but you know better than to ninja anything now don’t you!!! 😈
Oh, and can you drop the bum comments now … I’m starting to get a bit paranoid (so your work here is done!!) 🙄
ok, wouldn’t want to make an arse out of myself
Thanks Paul. You know me … I wouldn’t give you a bum steer!!
Oh, there’s an image…
Only in your slightly freakish mind! (note the generosity of the word ‘slightly’!!) 😀
Nothing freakish about my mind!
Ha! Yeah, right! 😯
Ok, tell me ONE freakish thing about my mind
They way it works… 😯
‘The’ way it works I meant! 🙄
Much vodka then? 😉
Worse … two cups of tea!! Damn, that stuff goes straight to my head!! 😕
Well, it’s not got THAT far to go has it? 😛
Am I detecting a slight dig at my lack of height?? 🙄
Probably 😉
👿 Risky, very risky …
*Puts on shin pads*
It’s not your shins that you need to worry about …
…and steel toe-capped boots