Pandas

    Ya know, if we could encourage the black and white fuckers to eat cheese, maybe they’d die out sooner…then all the people who like ’em would stop eating cheese ‘cos it killed the non-colourful fucking things… 🙂

    So, next time you’re at the zoo – throw some cheddar (or brie – I really don’t care), HARD at a panda – extra points if you make it fall over, and a bonus if it then picks it up and eats it.

    Pandas and cheese – 2 things that I’ll wipe out when I rule the world…

    ALTERNATE STORY:

    St Neots FreeCycle – a place where local people can swap their useless tat for other useless tat. What a great idea…

    I got banned for having a laugh regarding the person who advertised looking for a coat for their small dog – all I did was advertise for a small dog (preferably cold), as I’d got a new Korean cookbook I wanted to try out…

    I’m sure I still have all the screengrabs somewhere – I’ll have a look for them later 🙂

     

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    40 thoughts on “Pandas

    1. What’s brie?

      Pandas and cheese … two things I’ll do everything I can to protect. The fact that you hate them and they piss you off is just an added bonus for me! 😀

      Oh, have you seen the Korean recipes for cooking cats…? 😈

    2. That is so wrong! You can’t go in and ninja edit stuff!!!

      You wrote “bria” … be a man and accept you’re in the wrong!!!!! 😐

    3. Don’t do that!!! I wrote ‘an’ instead of ‘and’ … I make mistakes and am ok with that!

      Not gonna post anything else if you ninja edit me again! 🙁

    4. Hmmmm, you’re sounding a bit too knowledgeable on this whole grooming thing … 😯

    5. Ha! Yeah, right! 😯

    6. They way it works… 😯

    7. ‘The’ way it works I meant! 🙄

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