Author: snee
Egg chasing?
Get in France! What? you expect me to follow England? And Libya – fuck you, shoot down a French plane (not actually confirmed)…reap the consequences…
Read MoreA pub with no beer?
So, went down the Tudor yesterday evening for a quiet pint or 12…walked up to the bar “Pint of Guinness please” “We’re out” “What?” *Furiously texted the owner regarding a pub with no beer then went into town*
Read MoreChampion’s League quarter finals
Real Madrid vs (The Mighty) Tottenham Hotspur Chelsea vs Man Utd. Barcelona vs Shakhtar Donetsk Inter Milan vs Schalke Get in!
Read MoreHuh?
From the UEFA website: The Control and Disciplinary Body has also imposed a one-match ban on the Tottenham Hotspur FC assistant manager Joe Jordan following incidents that took place at their UEFA Champions League round of 16 first leg against AC Milan in Italy on 15 February. What the blithering fuck? he gets a ban for NOT punching the fuck outta Gattuso?
Read MorePaddy’s day…
Well, my head feels like someone stomped on it repeatedly, so it must have been good… Notice how I’d positioned myself right in front of the Guinness pump? my usual ‘seat’ is down the bar in the bar hatch (unwritten rule is you have to be able to do ‘dips’ with one hand either side of the hatch and your legs out straight to stand there – no fucker else can do it, so it’s MY place 😉 )
Read MoreArse…
It’s Wednesday and I’m skint – Paddy’s day tomorrow and I have nothing to go out with 🙁 *draws a line* No more lending money out for me… So, all you fuckers had better go out tomorrow and drink Guinness until it comes out your ears…and have a blinding time! 🙂 EDIT: I may tap the boss up for a sub though…
Read MoreA (kind of) serious post – reviewing local food places:
Cornerstone Cafe (aka: the christian cafe). So, Smiler and I had both noticed they do a £2.50 breakfast special, but neither of us had tried it…so I decided I was gonna be the guinea pig. Now, with retrospect, going into a christian cafe with a t shirt emblazoned with “No-one gives a fuck about your facebook status” while semi-pissed on Guinness wasn’t the best plan – following this up with trying to chat the waitress up (VERY nice figure on her…), probably wasn’t too clever either. Anyway – short answer: don’t go there – try the Taliban cafe on the […]
Read MoreI’m losing it…
I can’t even wind up the stalkerbook people… 🙁 And so, for your own pleasure, I bring you the best of the tsunami jokes so far: My Japanese girlfriend dumped me last night, but never mind – plenty more in the sea… What?
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