Cornerstone Cafe (aka: the christian cafe). So, Smiler and I had both noticed they do a £2.50 breakfast special, but neither of us had tried it…so I decided I was gonna be the guinea pig. Now, with retrospect, going into a christian cafe with a t shirt emblazoned with “No-one gives a fuck about your facebook status” while semi-pissed on Guinness wasn’t the best plan – following this up with trying to chat the waitress up (VERY nice figure on her…), probably wasn’t too clever either. Anyway – short answer: don’t go there – try the Taliban cafe on the […]

I can’t even wind up the stalkerbook people… 🙁 And so, for your own pleasure, I bring you the best of the tsunami jokes so far: My Japanese girlfriend dumped me last night, but never mind – plenty more in the sea… What?

and my six pack fucks off – WTF?

But I must be maturing somewhat as I get old(er). Couple of years back, I was woken by an alarm going off over the road from my house – I did what most other people would do, threw on some clothes and stormed over there and beat the car to within an inch of it’s life (sorted the alarm out though – and got some cheers from neighbours 😉 )… This morning at work, someone from ABB had parked their car opposite my office and gone into work. A few minutes later, the alarm started going off. I wandered over, […]