This is one on there today – I’m posting the original post and my reply:

Hi All,

Does anyone have a calor gas heater that I can have please for my dogs? I would appreciate any kind aslong as it works, as for dogs.

Please let me know, I can collect.

Kind thanks
<bleah – dickhead>

See? I could have put their name and email addy there too – I’m just too nice sometimes…

My reply:

Dogs have survived for years with their FUR COATS…and now you want to risk gassing them with a calor gas heater? What are you – a closet nazi?

FFS – it’s not like we’re in a fucking ice age or something – weather around where I live rarely drops below zero…I’m still waiting to see if it goes out 🙂 should provoke a few responses 😉

Trolling, trolling, trolling…lol

I’ll add any replies here 🙂

Maybe I should put up my Korean cookbook post…heh – so I did:

Heh – 1 way ticket to Hull please 🙂

And, within seconds, I have replies:

He posts using a blackberry…I’ll leave his addy in…plus he assumes I’m an idiot. I could take offence at that 😉

She actually has a sense of humour 🙂 so I took out her addy…

It’s gone quiet now…I honestly thought I’d get so many more responses…

Oh well, guess the next one will be me getting banned from the moderator who likes TO USE CAPS ALL THE TIME…

Heh – and here he is 🙂 and he managed to find the caps lock key:

Ooh – I seem to have hit a nerve – this is the blackberry idiot’s response to the funny Luisa:

that discussion is not for this forum however Dogs in the uk are domestic pets in the broader sense and therefore do not come under the public consumption laws. (Therefore probably illegal to do so) Besides the same could apply with" got a borneo cook book anyone got a dead body?"

		Funny as it maybe it can be deemed as upsetting and offensive so has no place in this discussion group.

NOTE: This guy said above that I’M an idiot. Anyone care to correct him on his punctuation and grammar? he’s obviously too clever to need to know that kind of stuff (did I mention he uses a twatberry? most likely got it through work and has it set to get his freecycle messages come through so it sounds like he’s impotent important enough to get email)

Heh…Reel ’em in…oh, I’m gonna have ‘suitable action’ taken against me…I’m SO told…;)

Aww…:( seems I got internet bitch slapped:

I’ll leave it a while, then try another post to see if I’m banned 🙂

I so love the internet and some of the idiots on there…:)

Well, still waiting my ‘official’ response from the nazis moderators, but there was this post from a member:

Like shooting fish in a barrel… 🙂

Ok, spot the grammar/spelling mistakes in this thread -please bear in mind the difference between English and what y’all use t’other side of the pond 😉

Oh, another response – this one personal and not to the group:

is it just me, or is that just downright weird? mind you: ‘neko_metal_head’ kinda says it all…

Anyway, as a footnote to this amusing saga (it’s kept me amused since I got in from work), can I just point out that dogs are not fully domesticated and anyone of them could turn on their doting owner. They’re semi-feral animals and do not need the comforts we tend to surround ourselves with. The original post (in my opinion) was just dumb – my initial response was humorous, but soon turned into the trolling game 🙂 for that I have no apology. If it offends anyone who reads this – kiss my arse and jog on.

Love,

snee

xxx