Well, rather than do any work, I decided to meet my l’il sis for a civilised drink or two Friday night…

As I still had some of the legal drug Methadrone (legal MDMA, probably soon to be banned due to fuckwits mixing it with illegal substances and messing themselves up – or dying), I bombed the lot and set off into the cold, cold night (no poetic licence here – it was fucking freezing).

And so, turned up at the Tudor to be met by Bob saying “Fuck me, what are you on?” apparently, the Methadrone had hit and my pupils were HUGE. Great night though – at one point I tried doing a sudoku which was amusing (to everyone watching…).

Still, didn’t make too much of a fool of myself, and even helped carry Donny back to the Tudor (lightweight). So, all in all, a good night 🙂

Oh, finally got to sleep about 6.30am 😐

Woke up at about 11 feeling pretty damn good, so I headed to Tesco for some shopping (never fails to rid me of my good spirits), and sure enough, it was full of total cnuts doing their utmost to prevent me from doing my usual commando raid (5 minutes and out) – bastards.

Oh, I bought a pack of razor blades too – my first since October 2008 – fuck me, they’re expensive now…so, after I’d taken out a large loan to cover the cost, I was back home, and to cheer myself up, I decided to take a nice walk in the sunshine to the Tudor for a couple of beers and watch the footy.

Yes, I know now…

Blue skies in January doesn’t mean it’s nice and warm, as a matter of fact, it was just a little chilly. So cold in fact, that I was not looking forward to walking home, so I watched some inane TV program – Total Wipeout. But the female presenter in that program is Amanda Byram – OMFG, I am so in love – she’s not just lovely, she’s GORGEOUS! and she has that Irish accent too…

Finally managed to prise myself away from the bar and headed home with a takeout listening to my music – and then another great thing happened: Green Day’s version of Bob Dylan’s “Like A Rolling Stone”:

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I’ve always like Green Day, and love the track too, but their version made me forget the cold and I got home actually feeling happy 🙂

I’m so fed up with the cold though, I’m staying in now until Monday…

Lotto draw is in half an hour or so, just the small matter of six numbers seperate me from my dream of retirement on a sunsoaked beach – I’d even give up computers for that…

Take your winter and shove it up your arse – gimme hot weather anytime.

Bleah

But, Amanda…

*drools*