So…Valentine’s day again
I can hardly get to my door ‘cos of the amount of cards etc. (yeah right! 😉 )
Actually, I’ve come home from work – the curry I had last night has gone nuclear on my bum and I’m a walking shitbomb 🙁
Figured I’d be more comfortable here on my own loo rather than making the one cubicle at work a no-go area for everyone (see how thoughtful I can be?)
Oh well, should be back to normal in a couple of hours…
EDIT: Feeling much better now 🙂 even thinking of food again…
i love you snee.
rolling
snee, I have to tell you two things. One – I was called “Arie Poopins” today (rather than Mary Poppins) and it made me think of you. Oddly enough, your most recent blog post was about turd. Coincidence? I think not.
Secondly – whenever I read your blog, it makes me want breakfast. “This is where I waffle” makes me want blueberry pancakes.
Though I must admit – your poop talk sort of cured me of wanting to eat anything. So, thanks for that.
It’s just another service I provide 🙂
Ummmm.
You missed the pic he posted of a poo.
Lord.
**shakes head**
What is it with you and poop? First you provide us with visual (awhile back) and now you just tell us how much it burned your hole. Wow, you are quite the share’er. Thanks.
I’m telling you – IT HURT!
So did labor and delivery, yet you don’t hear me running around screaming about my taint. 😐
Bu’Er – I was lucky enough to have missed the poop picture… though I had a guy here at work (who I just let go on Friday. Sigh.) who would take pictures of his turds on his phone and show them to me. He thought it was funny. I thought he was a disgusting excuse for a human being and that he was breathing air that I could be enjoying…. but that’s another story.
snee – were you ever around for one of my rants where I threatened to anally violate whoever was annoying me on chat, by giving them an Alaska Pipeline?
I was (am) a nasty tramp sometimes.
No…I was hardly ever in chat 😐 anyway – the poop pictures were of Ewa’s poo (my lodger at the time) – it refused to flush after 8 goes so I took pics…as you do 🙂
Ask her about Corn Chowder sometime snee.
it’s kinda cute how you say bum.
my bum, my bum!