Quite a dead day at work (stuck answering phones that refuse to ring) so I’m basically hitting my favourite time wasting links (that’ll be B3ta and Scaryduck then).

Quite often B3ta will have me literally LOLing (why is it always when the boss is around too?) and Scaryduck never fails to make me chuckle and snort like a demented um…snorting chuckler.

This almost made me wet myself:

Luckily, there’s a guy from the AA breakdown service nearby and he’s happy to help out as long as it doesn’t disturb his world record chain-smoking attempt.

“It’s the alternator, madam” he says, sprinkling his magic cigarette ash over the engine, which immediately bursts into life, “It’s got a loose connection.”

“We thought so” says mum, “My husband and I have had it off three times on the kitchen table”

The fella looks up, sees three beaming kids sitting in the back seat and collapses with howling laughter. He’s utterly helpless for at least five minutes, and all mum can do it look on disapprovingly.

“WELL! I don’t see what’s so funny about that…”

Boom, and indeed, tish!

God bless t’interweb and all who surf in her…