Got to Stansted fine. As usual, about 6000000 people going through security.

And so the first problem: I’ve been using the same bag for toiletries for about 2 years now and it has a split in it, so I had to put the rest of my stuff through, pay a pound to get another bag, and have them scan my deodorant and toothpaste again. Got ‘bleeped’ as a random so had the pat down search (“Anything sharp on you sir?” said pat down guy “Only my wit” came the reply).

Having only notes on me I went to the info desk and asked if they could change £10 for a bag – nice lady gave me a token 🙂 result!

Bag rescanned and here I sit in Wetherspoons with a breakfast Guinness 🙂

Surely the day can only get better?