It’s (bacon roll-less) Friday!

    Payday, halfday – start of the weekend πŸ™‚

    I like Fridays πŸ™‚

    Unfortunately, as Lisa isn’t working (although she was in for 20 minutes or so), it means I don’t get a bacon roll from her πŸ™

    *sigh* I’ll have to pop to the B&Q burger van soon – I’m wasting away with hunger…

    A LOL for Friday (courtesy of B3ta):
    A couple of years ago, I was at a mate’s funeral. It wasn’t a happy occasion; he’d hit a tree, and because he was divorced and his firm kept no records of his ex or kids, they hadn’t got to his bedside while he was still conscious.

    So far, so bummer.

    But: someone had brought his satnav in, as Grimsby Crem is noted for scrotes doing cars during services. Just before his son got up to the reading, a disembodied voice said “You have reached your destination”.
    Dead silence, followed by muffled snorts from half the congregation.

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    23 thoughts on “It’s (bacon roll-less) Friday!

    1. I’m so sorry – I feel really bad for not providing you with food!! 😐

      I note it wasn’t “unfortunately I didn’t get to see her smiling face…” or “unfortunately I missed her sparkling wit…” but instead it was “Unfortunately, as Lisa isn’t working…it means I don’t get a bacon roll from her”

      Well, I know my place now! 😯

      1. But I did get to see your smiling face and sparkling wit πŸ™‚

          1. Not mention your amazingly straight parking πŸ˜›

            1. You really need to stop obsessing about my parking!!! 😯

    2. Would one of you two lovely people mind telling me….

      what the fuck is a bacon roll?

      -A

        1. See how easy it is to keep him happy?!! πŸ˜€

          1. Wait – are you saying I’m easy?

            1. Nooooo, we both know that you’re hard work sometimes!!! πŸ˜‰

        2. So – it’s bacon.. on a hamburger bun?

          That’s effing nasty, if I do say so my self. I can just imagine the bun soaking up all the grease and making it soggy. BARF!

          I’ll stick to my multigrain toast with jam. Thanks.

          1. Well, you drain the grease off…

            Mmm…bacon 😎

          2. I don’t think he gives the bacon grease a chance to soak into the bun. Have you seen him eat??!!! 😯

            1. What’s wrong with how I eat?

            2. There’s nothing ‘wrong’ with how you eat, but are you REALLY likely to leave a bacon roll sat there long enough for it to get soggy????

              Will try to get a crusty baguette for you this time… πŸ˜€

    3. Um…thanks?

      1. No problem – any time!! πŸ˜‰

        1. Any time? I’ll bear that in mind… πŸ˜‰

          1. πŸ˜‰ hehehe

    4. So:

      Lisa:
      13/06/2011 at 08:45 (Edit)

      Nooooo, we both know that you’re hard work sometimes!!! πŸ˜‰

      That’s a good thing right? πŸ™‚

      1. That’s very, very good. πŸ˜‰

    5. Lisa,
      you dropped an “@” in the post snee c&p.

      1. Really? Can’t see it myself…

        The only place an ‘@’ would fit in is “hard @ work” and that’s just TOO funny! I mean, really?? πŸ˜†

        Hang on … we are talking about how hard he works and not anything else aren’t we??! 😯

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