It’s (bacon roll-less) Friday!
Payday, halfday – start of the weekend 
I like Fridays
Unfortunately, as Lisa isn’t working (although she was in for 20 minutes or so), it means I don’t get a bacon roll from her 
*sigh* I’ll have to pop to the B&Q burger van soon – I’m wasting away with hunger…
A LOL for Friday (courtesy of B3ta):
A couple of years ago, I was at a mate’s funeral. It wasn’t a happy occasion; he’d hit a tree, and because he was divorced and his firm kept no records of his ex or kids, they hadn’t got to his bedside while he was still conscious.
So far, so bummer.
But: someone had brought his satnav in, as Grimsby Crem is noted for scrotes doing cars during services. Just before his son got up to the reading, a disembodied voice said “You have reached your destination”.
Dead silence, followed by muffled snorts from half the congregation.
I’m so sorry – I feel really bad for not providing you with food!!
I note it wasn’t “unfortunately I didn’t get to see her smiling face…” or “unfortunately I missed her sparkling wit…” but instead it was “Unfortunately, as Lisa isn’t working…it means I don’t get a bacon roll from her”
Well, I know my place now!
Would one of you two lovely people mind telling me….
what the fuck is a bacon roll?
-A
Lisa,
you dropped an “@” in the post snee c&p.
Really? Can’t see it myself…
The only place an ‘@’ would fit in is “hard @ work” and that’s just TOO funny! I mean, really??
Hang on … we are talking about how hard he works and not anything else aren’t we??!