Well, here it is – my new blog . I spent a while getting it to look just right, and transferred all the entries from my page to here…by the time you read this, I should have uploaded all the other pages and files to this webhost (Xetaspace).

So last night I went out for a drink and bumped into a friend – I’ll call her ‘Sarah’ to protect her blushes. Here’s what she told me:

The previous evening, she’d had too many vodkas and ended up at a party with some other friends. Everyone ended up crashing out and she fell asleep on the couch. She woke up as she was being sick. After doing her best to clean it up (apparently soaking the couch in the process…), she decided to sneak out and go home. Problem: the front door was locked and she had no key (I was falling off my stool laughing as she told me this). Eventually, she got out through the back door and went home. This all came out when one of the people living in the house came into the bar yesterday and she was nervously waiting to be busted…

She seems to have got away with it…so far