Is anything but that. Seriously. I’m REALLY stressed out at the moment, mainly due to being ‘phone stalked’ by the woman I met a few weeks back.

Yes, just a few weeks. We went out three times for a drink*, and once for a meal – this is where I found out she was married.

I’ve been down that road before, so made it quite clear to her (and politely – I genuinely liked her and got on well with her) that nothing was going to happen, thanks for a good laugh, goodbye.

Now I get texts and calls from her all the time – I tend to hide at work in case she turns up, I check the vehicles in my road before going to my door. I’m a nervous wreck 🙁

Thankfully, Harriett has suggested we swap mobile numbers for a few days – that way, she can deal with the psycho (well, she did it once before…)

I’m not eating like I usually do, can’t sleep well, I’m jumpy as hell every time my phone goes or someone knocks on the door…

I’m shit at finding women – they’re all either married or psycho, or both. Oh, when I mentioned this to Harriett, she asked me if I thought she was nutty. I diplomatically said she was one of a kind – well, she is…

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* For the record – it wasn’t one drink over three occasions (damn pedants…)