Sign language
I read Whabb’s blog entry regarding sign language, and it reminded me of something that happened just this morning:
I was driving and this twat cut me up on a roundabout, then had the temerity to start shouting at ME!
Well, that is until I cut in front of him, stopped, got out and wandered back to his car. I knocked on his window as he tried staring straight ahead, trembling slightly. He wound the window down slightly and I ever-so-nicely said;
“I’m sorry, I could see you apologising for being a CUNT and cutting me up on the roundabout, but couldn’t quite hear you clearly – also your sign language was somewhat unclear as you had a mobile phone in one hand.”
All this with a nice smile as I leaned on his car. Of course, my smile broadened somewhat when he squeaked “I’m sorry.”
I just said “Well, don’t do it again fuckwit.” and got back in my car and drove off.
Does that make me a bully? I don’t think so – a bully would have pulled him THROUGH his window and beaten him to a pulp with said mobile phone.
Never mind eh?
Off to Germany next week 🙂

hahahahahahahahahaha. I’m SO glad i wasn’t drinking coffee as I read that.
It’s been a while since I have blown liquid out my nose.
Nag Nag Nag