Racism…
It’s messed up – this will sound like some kind or racist rant, but…in my defense, it was an act of childish enthusiasm.
Domina pizza obviously supported the 4th July celebrations ‘cos they’re an American franchise. Fair enough – they had balloons outside their shop and everything…no wait – they had ballooons outside their shop.
And so, there was I, had a few beers, and the dare came “Reckon you could run over and pop all those balloons?”
And so I did – got all the ones from the top shelf and a couple from the lower…but it wasn’t enough – I want them all. So I primed a new cigarette, waited for the moment, then ran over and got them all but 7 (I’m back later – I’m not being beaten on this…) before some huge guy came out and hit me! he physically assaulted me for popping a balloon!
So, should I sue the fucker for assault, go back and burst the remaining balloons, call it quits, or, most importantly – ALL THE ABOVE.
Tough huh?
Guy hit me from behind, and he hits like a girl…twat.
Fuck it – I’m taking him for some holiday cash 🙂
Oh yeah, the racist bit – he was black, and about a foot taller than me with at leat 30kg on me…funny as fuck though… “Don’t burst my balloons…” oops, my cigarette slipped a few times…
Heh…gotta love weekends 🙂
Why does the fact that an asshole who assaulted you and happened to be black a racist event?
Get your holiday.
Domino’s Pizza is VERY right wing in who they donate money too.
hahahaha that was funny, theres me supposed to be working in the pub across the road! legs across and starts souting at them brilliant! i did get couple of them on way home but shush they might call the police hehehe
Leave it to you Beaver! How DO you find yourself in these situations…oh I know, by just daring you! hmmmmmmm would definitely think of a great dare if I was to ever find myself in St. Neot. Thinks Whabs could think of a great dare for you! Anyway, I agree, have your holiday…and keep us posted about it.