Things NOT to do on a first date…
1) Remember when your date is in the loo, that it’s ‘Talk like a pirate day’ …didn’t go down too well.
2) On leaving, forget where you parked the car, then spend 10 minutes going up and down levels before finding it about 10 feet from her car…
Oh, there’s many, many more no doubt – it’s just these 2 that are making my head hurt right now…
Guess I blew that one eh?
Oh, That’s not nearly disastrous enough.
But it does show just how crap I am at this kinda thing…
I agree with Whabs…that would actually make me laugh and in a good way, not a mocking way…which is always a good thing. I’m talking about the forgetting where you parked incident, the pirate one would have to be heard so I could make that decision!! Of course you could have been the guy who took me out once, we were deciding what to do on our date….JOKINGLY, I said throw eggs at cars (if you aren’t familiar with this, it’s a stupid thing TEENAGERS do!) He laughed and I thought that was it! Oh NO! he brought eggs….to the restaurant… a dozen of them still in their carton. I thought he was joking until we were going back to our cars and he threw one at a street light. Now you would think a normal person would have just said goodnight and left….no, me being the “nice person” I am, I followed him to a bar, in a bowling alley- (should have told me something there) and somehow we wander over to the game room. Need I say more? I then said “goodnight”! It was a horrible date…..so you talking like a pirate and forgetting where you parked would have been fine…hopefully she sees beyond that and goes out with you again!!! 🙂