Lucky, lazy Sunday
Been a great day today 
let me explain:
Had a good 3 hour lie in this morning and felt refreshed enough to do some shopping…this accomplished, I decided to reward myself with a lunchtime pint before dinner, so off I went.
Found a spare £1 coin in my pocket so put it in the fruit machine – £25 out result!
After changing the coins up for notes at the bar, I found another 2 £1 coins in my pocket so put them in the other machine – you get these cards you pull the tabs off to see if you’ve won – and the first tab was for £100
So, a couple of beers, back home for dinner, then a lazy afternoon on the couch…if only every day could be like this 
My weekend was anything but mellow. I need a day off to recover from it. The worst part was I Wasn’t off having fun. I was working at home on the house. UGH!
Wanker, you didn’t even buy me a pint, someone said you’d won then fucked off. Typical tightwadded yid twat!!!!!!!!!