Chasing unicorns down a tunnell…
It’s Wednesday and I’m skint – Paddy’s day tomorrow and I have nothing to go out with 🙁 *draws a line* No more lending money out for me… So, all you fuckers had better go out tomorrow and drink Guinness until it comes out your ears…and have a blinding time! 🙂 EDIT: I may tap the boss up for a sub though…
Read MoreCornerstone Cafe (aka: the christian cafe). So, Smiler and I had both noticed they do a £2.50 breakfast special, but neither of us had tried it…so I decided I was gonna be the guinea pig. Now, with retrospect, going into a christian cafe with a t shirt emblazoned with “No-one gives a fuck about your facebook status” while semi-pissed on Guinness wasn’t the best plan – following this up with trying to chat the waitress up (VERY nice figure on her…), probably wasn’t too clever either. Anyway – short answer: don’t go there – try the Taliban cafe on the […]
Read MoreI can’t even wind up the stalkerbook people… 🙁 And so, for your own pleasure, I bring you the best of the tsunami jokes so far: My Japanese girlfriend dumped me last night, but never mind – plenty more in the sea… What?
Read Moreand my six pack fucks off – WTF?
Read MoreBut I must be maturing somewhat as I get old(er). Couple of years back, I was woken by an alarm going off over the road from my house – I did what most other people would do, threw on some clothes and stormed over there and beat the car to within an inch of it’s life (sorted the alarm out though – and got some cheers from neighbours 😉 )… This morning at work, someone from ABB had parked their car opposite my office and gone into work. A few minutes later, the alarm started going off. I wandered over, […]
Read MoreWE FUCKING DID IT! into the quarter finals after beating AC Milan 1-0 on aggregate – great team spirit to keep them out (they were the best team on the night) – Sandro is my man of the match 🙂 I’m so fucking happy right now…my voice is gone, but we’re through to the quarter finals!!!! GET IN! And let’s hope someone kicks the fuck outta Flamini – the dirty ex-gooner fouling scumbag…he doesn’t deserve to get out of London tonight
Read More“Women and shoes. It’s like giving a pyromaniac a part time job at a petrol station and access to a box of matches.” The evil ‘Begbie’ squirrel (from B3ta’s QOTW archive): I’m sat in my room next to the window, overlooking the back garden and road next to our house. I’m sat here working on my thesis, now due in exactly three weeks and beginning to prey somewhat on my mind. I have been living, eating, sleeping (and possibly sh*tting) my thesis recently. As you can imagine life has been very, nay, ultra boring. To top off the fandango of […]
Read MoreSo, the dirty gooner scum dropped out of another tournament then eh? and how – not one shot on target against Barcelona (admittedly one of the best teams in the world), Van Persie being sent off then crying about it – hopefully he’ll get a reprimand from UEFA for calling the referee a ‘joke’ (you just can’t do that sort of thing – he’s the official FFS – see my post re’ Sian Massey). As for Wenger (gooner boss) – well, he looks like the paedo he is in that coat he wears…bet the pockets are full of sweeties for […]
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