Shit day…
But a really good evening 🙂
Read MoreEveryone wants to be a monkey…
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMuY-bAxGec Or, grab the mp3 here 🙂
Read MoreHungover (again)…
So I’ll just do a quick copy ‘n’ paste job: Zoologists finally bored of saving frankly useless Pandas Zoologists today finally gave up trying to save the planet’s few remaining Giant Pandas, declaring the endeavour, “utterly pointless”. The Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is native to Central and Southwestern China and has for many years been the most visible of the planet’s endangered species. There are approximately 1,500 left in the wild, with a further 266 living in captivity, though that number is expected to drop now conservationists are completely bored of them. Pointless “There’s really no point in helping them […]
Read MoreTo carry on the theme…
I actually have this t shirt: *Awaits the flaming* A song for Friday – Lee’s song – RIP mate 🙂 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkSMHle8-M
Read MoreWWF?
That’s not the wrestling thing by the way… Anyhoo…some twat just knocked on my door wearing a big WWF smock thing with a BIG panda on the front. “Excuse me sir [get that – ‘sir’], you’ve got a lovely pussy [she meant my cat who was glaring at her from the stairs], would you be interested in helping the WWF?” *blows himself up ready for a rant* “Look, you’ve got a fucking panda as a symbol – even those dozy fuckers can’t be bothered to shag to save themselves…why the fuck would I give you lot money? I’ll just look […]
Read MoreI love Thursdays…
‘Cos tomorrow is Friday which means I finish at 1pm AND I get paid 🙂 I’ll probably come in over the weekend to do some more painting though – rain stopped play last Saturday (besides, Spurs have no game this weekend, so I don’t need to be in a pub to watch 😛 ) So, my quandry is this: do I: A) Have a quiet weekend and get housework and stuff done? B) Get fucking shit-faced? It’s tough being me sometimes…maybe I should start a poll on this one…
Read MoreJust plain silly…
And yes, she did actually talk about tampons in the epic post below…
Read MoreSUPER TOTTENHAM!
We pwn the San Siro! totally took AC Milan apart in the first half and should have had a goal (or 4). Stunning run and pass to Crouch who had the simplest of tap ins to score…:) 0-1 Spurs Milan’s players were a disgrace – Flamini should have had a straight red for his 2 footed challenge on Corluka (on crutches but came back pitchside to see his mates win), Gattuso…where to start? he started on Joe Jordan, then had a go at Crouch, then seemed to lose it at the final whistle… They were scared shitless of the thought […]
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