Tuesday – and tonight is Champion’s League night! Spurs back at the San Siro…

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    Woop! Woop! 🙂 And we’re still holding onto 4th place in the Premiership above Chelski after they failed to beat Fulham last night… Last time at the San Siro, we were 4-0 down and down to 10 men at half-time – a Bale hat-trick in the second half saw us back from the brink. No Bale tonight though – he’s still out injured, but ‘Arry has said: Attacking football is what got us here in the first place. We have had a go all through this competition so we will have a right go again at San Siro. We can […]

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    So…Valentine’s day again

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    I can hardly get to my door ‘cos of the amount of cards etc. (yeah right! 😉 ) Actually, I’ve come home from work – the curry I had last night has gone nuclear on my bum and I’m a walking shitbomb 🙁 Figured I’d be more comfortable here on my own loo rather than making the one cubicle at work a no-go area for everyone (see how thoughtful I can be?) Oh well, should be back to normal in a couple of hours… EDIT: Feeling much better now 🙂 even thinking of food again…

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    Ed Zachary disease

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    A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back […]

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    Saturday morning…

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    Up early, not hungover, and planning on going into work for a few hours… Am I sick? Well, yes I am – sick of being a fool. I was having a few beers with friends in the Tudor last night – we were having a good laugh 🙂 even Troy came in and apologised again, so everything was rosy. Then Harriett came in with farmer boy and ruined my night for me. Supposed to be my friend yet she brings him into my local – is that what friends do? am i over-reacting here? So I left, had a few […]

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    B3ta QOTW entry…and THIS has to win it:

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    Beating on the Booming Drum of Self Congratulation It was a warm, liquid afternoon in summer, showing Bournemouth off at its best. Happy people wandered the beach-front shops, bikini-pretty and giggly – and that was just the guys. I, however, lurched along the pavement like a zombie with one of those nasty little rattling Boots carrier bags: bed-hair, bleary, snotty and a doubtless smelly young man. And in front of me was one of Those Blokes. You know, one of Those Blokes. Stocky, short type with gorilla-hairy arms. Always over-tanned. Dark hair combed back so hard its got furrows and […]

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