Chasing unicorns down a tunnell…
My plans for today: – Work (until 1 – I love Fridays 🙂 ) – Home, grab a bath – HEAD TO LONDON TO SEE PENDULUM!!! 😀 And so, for your pleasure (and seeing as you’re not going 😛 ), I give you the first track I heard of Pendulum’s – ‘Slam’: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnpwV63KiY And what a video huh? Apparently, the Wembley show is being streamed here, so y’all can watch out for me and Bob acting like twats 🙂
Read MoreSo, I’m sitting here in the office all alone. Phone rings: “Hello, can I speak to your Health and Safety representative please?” *Looks around the empty office* “Well, I guess I’ll do – how can I help you?” I reply brightly. “Ah, I’m phoning from [insert generic electrical testing company name here] – could you take a look at a plug socket and tell me the details on the label please?” “I’m sorry, this is a wireless office – we don’t have plugs.” This said with a completely deadpan voice. *Brief pause* “Oh, ok – thanks for your time…” *snigger* […]
Read MoreSo here’s the view from my office: I hate snow…
Read MoreWhen Ants Attack My little sister bought herself an ant farm – one of those gel ones, where you can see through the glass frame all the tiny tunnels that the little blighters make, and watch them waving their little anty antenna around, and doing whatever it is ants decide to do in edible blue gel. She loved this ant farm. She populated it with a few black ants, and true to form they dug mini catacombs, and ran around, content in their own little ant eutopia. It was the ant equivilent of surburban bliss, with blue gel instead of […]
Read MoreI hate them all. Actually, there’s not a great deal I DON’T like this time of the year – I’m just a grumpy c*nt I guess 🙂 Was supposed to be down in Crawley today but the weather has apparently brought the M25 to a standstill so I’m in the office. And bored. And hungry. And alone. So, once the couriers have been to pickup a delivery for Ethiopia, I’m fucking off to get a large amount of food to see me through the day…that’s my plan 🙂
Read MoreFriday – check, got paid – check. Got an email from the local police force full of spelling mistakes, grammar errors, and not even a basic idea of punctuation – check. 😐 So, is it wrong for me to reply to said email, highlighting the errors, and basically calling the original writer a illiterate twat wrong? I hate text speak (or ‘TXT SPK’) and the associated lack of understanding of the English language when it comes to writing – I’m in no way perfect, but I try to make messages I type at least sound correct when I read it […]
Read MoreSo, this week has been a bit of a breather – not a great deal on workwise this time of year, but the next week or 2 should be interesting what with testing all over the place (well, the UK anyway – furthest I’ll get away is bloody Prestwick 😐 ) So really all I’m doing today is sorting out dates to go different places 🙂 Spurs play Werde Bremen in the CL tonight – a win will guarantee them a top 16 place 🙂 oh, and the gooner scum lost last night to Braga (I’m trying and failing not […]
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