If you're not wasted at the weekend…
…then the weekend’s wasted.
Well, that’s not strictly true – I had a great weekend and didn’t get falling-down drunk (or anywhere near that) once.
Went to an ‘all you can eat’ chinese buffet yesterday – it was awesome. I ate so much I actually waddled. Spent the afternoon lying down quietly kinda dozing too.
Found this link among the QOTW replies on B3ta.com today – it made me laugh.
Sigh, I’ve just been insulted 🙁 Let me explain: The other day I’d burnt a CD for Corina (google ‘envelope fetish’) and, because she lives just round the corner form me, I decided to run it round rather than take it into work the next day. I knocked on the door and her husband answered it, I said “Hi, can you give this to Corina please?”, smiled and left – job done.
Today Corina said “Oh yeah, I have to apologise to you…” cue me looking confused – “Why?” I ask.
“Well, when you dropped that CD off, Andrew didn’t recognise you and thought you were a double glazing salesman.”
Of course, there’s not a great deal you can say to that but look at my picture – do I LOOK like a double glazing salesman?…but for some obscure reason it made me ponder the following:
Is a windowlicker the same as a Windows liker? (and can that be classed as a Linux joke?)
