Horrible anus* (well, the queen does it…)
Bit early, but here’s my year in a nutshell – I’ll probably forget stuff, but hey…
January: Mostly good, helped a friend get over some problems. Got my first tattoo.
February: Spent most of the month helping Harriett move into her new house, some demolishing :), some decorating – had some awesome sex too… 😀
March: Not a great deal happened – got a bit sad on my dad’s birthday (19th).
April: Again, not a lot happened. Got my second tattoo, had the plate and pins removed from my ankle.
May: See April. Had some major pain from my ankle – ended up on kickass pain pills 🙂
June: Saw the Foo Fighters at Wembley on the 6th 🙂 best gig I’ll EVER see I reckon, spoke to Lee while I was there. Planned on going back to see them again on the 7th, then found out Lee had died the night before 🙁 that Saturday was a very sombre day indeed. Holiday in Spain on the 17th, back on the 24th which should have meant I’d make Lee’s funeral – flight delays meant I missed in, cue me going mental at the airport. A month long wake followed.
July: Much of it was spent very, very drunk…
August: Work, drink, work, drink…
September: My 40th 😐 convinced everyone I was actually 42 so to avoid any parties (I hate ’em). Attended my tribunal hearing for compensation on my ankle injury and won £4400 (was fined £1020 on the day for calling a copper a c*nt, but that was worth every penny 🙂 )
October: Work, drink, repeat.
November: Back to my ‘saint’ persona – helping my friends as much as I can.
December: Will be spent with good company, lots of alcohol and avoiding the ‘c’ word as much as humanly possible.
A bit early? That’s like saying Woody Allen’s a ‘bit’ Jewish.