Mondayless weeks

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    Don’t you just love ’em? 🙂 Yet another short week – made somewhat shorter by the fact I’ll be in Hahn on Thursday (and after OBL’s death, no doubt security will be even more stringent). Today should be a good day too – as the driver is delivering to Manchester/East Midlands, I’ll be taking a delivery to Stansted and dropping off the test gear to be flown out to Hahn, and hopefully, that’s about it. Seeing as I came in on Friday, I reckon I’m due a couple of hours off 😛 So, happy Tuesday people!

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    So, yesterday turned out to be fairly busy for me

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    A guy who does some rep work for us visited the office. As he came in he spotted me and said “Ah, just the man.” (this generally makes me die a little inside ‘cos it’s usually the precursor to some inane computer problem, but I like the bloke). “What’s up then?” I enquired. “My daughter’s laptop has a virus – I’ve got it in the car – can you take a look at it for me?” I agreed and the laptop was duly presented to me – a pink Dell no less 😐 So I booted it up and OMG…it’s […]

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    The ULTIMATE lazy post:

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    Pandas

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    Ya know, if we could encourage the black and white fuckers to eat cheese, maybe they’d die out sooner…then all the people who like ’em would stop eating cheese ‘cos it killed the non-colourful fucking things… 🙂 So, next time you’re at the zoo – throw some cheddar (or brie – I really don’t care), HARD at a panda – extra points if you make it fall over, and a bonus if it then picks it up and eats it. Pandas and cheese – 2 things that I’ll wipe out when I rule the world… ALTERNATE STORY: St Neots FreeCycle […]

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    Lazy post – have an old B3ta QOTW reply:

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    Some people shouldn’t be allowed to teach This was recalled by someone much earlier telling tales of scientists doing stupid things. For my sins, I am a science teacher in what would be politely referred to as a ‘Comprehensive’ school. Seeing as we’re in the near-vicinity of several grammar schools, we are in fact more of a bottom-feeder. Needless to say, any illusions I once possessed of being a cross between Mr Chips and Robin Williams in Dead Poet’s Society have been crushed under the sheer weight of imbecility I have to deal with while attempting to be inspirational. Most […]

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    How to impress people – especially your boss (aka: how NOT to be a numpty*)

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    So yesterday was my nemesis (you know – Monday). Now for some reason, over Easter we get a lot of bank holidays in the UK. And that, your honour, is my defence for not coming into work yesterday – I thought it was a bank holiday. No really – I did. I got up early and everything, pootled about the house and garden doing stuff – I even got some of my DVDs sorted. Well, the boss laughed (at me!) today when he got in… * Word ‘numpty’ courtesy of Lisa, aged 9¾  

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