It’s just a matter of time…
Now, just about everyone knows how much I hate this time of year – the morons with stoopid hats/costumes, twats in pubs, sheep in the shops – I fucking hate it all and refuse to have anything to do with it.
It’s only the 7th for fuck sake and I’m already so wound up – it’s only a matter of time before I go ‘postal’, find some high ground, and start picking off the cunts while dressed up as the fat paedo himself.
Take your fucking shitmas and shove it up your arse!
I wake up at 5am with a knot in my stomach and my heart racing. I can’t get back to sleep. This month, there is only one day which we’re not open. You know which one. Today I saw a Hyundai with antlers on the windows and a red nose on the front grille.
Roll on January.