Tag: shitmas
It’s just a matter of time…
Now, just about everyone knows how much I hate this time of year – the morons with stoopid hats/costumes, twats in pubs, sheep in the shops – I fucking hate it all and refuse to have anything to do with it. It’s only the 7th for fuck sake and I’m already so wound up – it’s only a matter of time before I go ‘postal’, find some high ground, and start picking off the cunts while dressed up as the fat paedo himself. Take your fucking shitmas and shove it up your arse!
Read MoreEven email spam is taking the piss…
I ask you – what the fuck is that about? and I’ll bet the ‘easy to read font’ is Comic Sans – the font for fuckwits. And the consultant we have in at work is really starting to bug the fuck outta me too – I’ve spent time fixing his laptop for him, showed him how to do a mail merge in Word (FFS – surely EVERYONE can do that?), yet he speaks down to everyone in such a condescending manner, I’m surprised no-one (especially me) has decked the twat. I caught him on the phone to a customer the […]
Read MoreI may have mentioned this once before…
But I fucking hate shitmas. And the thing that pisses me off the most: morons who say “But it’s christmas!” as though I’m the sort of brainless, moronic twat who follows the other sheep. Fuck off. You do your thing, I’ll do mine – just leave me be and go get on with spending your money on gifts for c*nts who don’t really give a flying fuck. In about 5 weeks time, when the credit card bills hit the doormat, I’ll be the one with a smug grin on my face. Fuckers.
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