But I fucking hate shitmas.

And the thing that pisses me off the most: morons who say “But it’s christmas!” as though I’m the sort of brainless, moronic twat who follows the other sheep.

Fuck off. You do your thing, I’ll do mine – just leave me be and go get on with spending your money on gifts for c*nts who don’t really give a flying fuck.

In about 5 weeks time, when the credit card bills hit the doormat, I’ll be the one with a smug grin on my face.

Fuckers.