Tag: sheep
I may have mentioned this once before…
But I fucking hate shitmas. And the thing that pisses me off the most: morons who say “But it’s christmas!” as though I’m the sort of brainless, moronic twat who follows the other sheep. Fuck off. You do your thing, I’ll do mine – just leave me be and go get on with spending your money on gifts for c*nts who don’t really give a flying fuck. In about 5 weeks time, when the credit card bills hit the doormat, I’ll be the one with a smug grin on my face. Fuckers.
Read MoreMy (newest) nephew…
My L’il sis gave birth yesterday morning – this is James Lee: So it’s not ALL bad this time of year… I’m getting really fed up though – ended up doing some food shopping at 5am (very few sheep around at that time – I personally recommend it). I’d love to jump forward 2 weeks so this whole silly season is behind me. I might get myself a punchbag so I can take my stress out on it…
Read MoreIt should be legal…
To kill anyone wearing those stupid santa hats. Seriously, we could turn it into a game – 5 points for a housebrick between the eyes, 10 for catching them with a vehicle etc., etc. Ok, maybe that’s a little excessive (but I don’t think so), but sheep are dumb animals…and the morons who wear the silly things are just as, if not, dumber. Bleah. Spurs held Man Utd. to a draw on Saturday and moved up to 14th in the league until Newcastle went above us on goal difference. Never mind, we’ve taken points off the ‘top 4’ now – […]
Read MoreDon't mention knickers (or panties)
WordPress has a new look dashboard – I like it 🙂 And so here we are again – right at the edge of the weekend. I’m determined to get ALL my shopping to last me the rest of the year so I don’t have to deal with the sheep. Got back from testing onsite at Manchester yesterday. As ever, it was a good time – I get on well with the guy up there (Hi Martin), even if he’s a huge Man Utd. fan. Chances are now that it’ll be a Spurs v Man Utd. Carling Cup semi-final (4 teams […]
Read MoreDid I ever mention…
That I hate this time of year? No? well, I do – with a vengeance. You know why? I can explain in one word: sheep. Fucking sheep. They’re everywhere – walk down the High Street and they mill around with their stupid, fucking bovine faces and bags full of wrapping paper. Supermarkets are over-run with the dumb fuckers too – try popping in just for a loaf of bread. And so my newest supermarket game was born on Saturday… Now, the first (and best) game involved putting random items in unsupervised trollies – with higher marks for totally uneccessary items […]
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